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Know your smashers OMG 3 by ~blackmirrorkitty:iconblackmirrorkitty:



Chapter 3: Quiet emo kid!



"D-dad?? Is that you? Please, I'm so scared!" Roy ran for his life and looked around the arena.

"Yes, Roy..your gonna be lost in this-"

"Dad?! Where are you now? Dad, if that's you...I won't run away anymore I promise!"

"Whatever..."

"Is there something wrong?"

"No, nothing...except the fact your dad isn't yours!"

"What, your saying I'm adopted..?"

"Ummm, something like that."

"...Oh, that's why Eliwood treated me like crap. I get it." The redhead started to cry.

"Go hang yourself emo kid, nobody likes you!"

"But...what about Marth? Does he think I'm cool like him?"

"No, he wants you to go jump a 2-story house."

"Why I'm so hated!!!!"

"Meh, beats me. Your a poser who wants to be like Ike. Copycat!!!"

"I didn't steal the way he dressed, he did!"

"No, you done it first."

"..."

"Just look at your hair, it's red and messy. And your clothes...I have no idea about it."

"So?!"

"You dyed your hair and screwed it up...and you stole somebody's clothes."

"No, this is my real haircolor! And I didn't steal anyone's clothes!!!"

"Yes, you did!! No wonder your called a clone! And Your haircolor is black!"

"I'm not a clone of him...and I told you, I'm a real redhead."

"Shut up, emo. Your just denying it because you don't want everybody to know who you really are."

"I'm not emo, Marth and Link are emo not me!"

"Oh, now your blaming the other guys huh?"

"NO!"

"Your like the serpent...you cover your lies with the fake truth!"

"I'm not a liar damn it!!!"

"Yes! Yes!!"

"..."

"You have nothing to say, hm? Fred.. put this boy on that cross over there..and bind him." The voice pointed to a cross far, far away.

"Yes, madam.." A giant man appeared in front of the redhead and grabbed him.

"No, where are you taking me? Let me go! I'll kick your stupid fat a-mmmmph..." Roy struggled trying to get free but sadly, failed.

Later...

"Huh? Why can't I see anything?" He thought when was put on a cross...chained, blindfolded and had tape on his mouth.

"Oh girls, come out and play!" The voice yelled.

"Huh? I can hear the stampede, but I can't see anything!" He thought in his mind and struggled to get free from the cross.

"Well, I gotta leave. Go have fun with your new girlfriend...manwhore. Did you notice the girls running? Oh wait, you can't see nothing! Hahahaha!!!" The cloaked person walks out of the arena and drives away.

"I'm coming for you Roy!" A fangirl ran as fast she can.

"No, I'm going!"

"Nuh uh, you ain't going!"

"If I catch you right now we'll get married!" Fangirl #1 Screamed on the top of her lungs.

"Married?! Noooooooooo!!!"

"You don't need Marth, you need me more!" Fangirl # 12 replied.

"Don't listen to that drugged hooker, I worship you!" Fangirl # 35 punched and kicked Fangirl #23 to death.

A giant mosh pit formed as many girls tired to kill each other.

"Gotcha!" A girl ran and jumped up high holding on to Roy's leg.

"He's mine so back off!" Another girl appeared.

"...Mmmpphh!"

"Take this!" Zelda threw a soda can at the insane fangirls.

"Hahahaha, nothing's happening!" The girl laughed.

"It'll happen soon, mark my words." Zelda smirked. The soda released blue gas everywhere.

"Wha...?" The girl turned back into a boy and so did the other girls.

"Well, that ends that. Seeya!" She ran away into the darkness.

Roy's gag fell out and he screamed "Hello?! won't anybody untie or something? Guys? Guys?"

"Ummm...I'm not gay." The boy lets go of his hand and fell to the floor waving goodbye.

A day later in the hospital...

"Wake up... beeping sleepyhead!" Marth banged on the drums.

"How did I get here? The last time I remembered I was in a arena, on the cross and I heard screams of fangirls." Roy was laying on the hospital bed with bandages everywhere on him.

"Well, I found you and I dragged you to this place."

"Wait, aren't you that guy-"

"Don't ever mention that beep in public."

"Why?"

"I dunno, just don't ever mention that ever."

"Okay...I have a question, so that voice said Eliwood isn't my dad. Is that true?"

"I'm so sorry, my boy. But I think it's right. He isn't your dad..."

"So who's my dad?! Tell me!!!" Roy put his hands on Marth's shoulder and shook them.

"..." Marth stood in silence.

"If you know where my real dad is, tell him I want him back." He sobbed.

"Whoa...he wants to see his father so bad." Marth thought in his mind.

"Did you kidnap him or beat him to death huh?!" The redhead screamed on the top of his lungs.

"OKAY! I'm your father. You beeping happy, son?!" Marth yelled.

"..." Roy touched his chest and crashed to the floor.

"Holy s---, I just murdered my son! Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Why god, do you like tormenting me?! WHY?" Marth kneed down on the floor sobbing.

"What did I miss?" Roy woke up grinning.

"Nooooo...why..."

"Ummm, dad."

"I killed him!"

"Dad, I just fainted not got a heart attack."

"Oh I knew that..Do you wanna hear me sing Sillyworld?"

"Yeah-"

"No, nobody wanna hears you sing you jerk!! Shut up!"

"Yeah, you sound like a chicken holding it's own beep!"

"Peace is just a phase..."

"Aaaaahhh-" Some guy in the next room gets slashed into pieces.

"Thanks for the beeping help Nana!"

"No need to thank me, I'm just doing meh job!"

Roy was so happy to see his father who was always around him so they both went to a concert after his wounds healed from the beatings of fangirls/boys. As for the hidden voice, who was really Lilina who betrayed him and ran away. She was arrested after beating a child with a crowbar at the zoo and animal abuse. Serves 3 years in prison.
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Author's Comments

Originallly, I wanted this to put down later...but I had put this down quickly before I forgot.

Poor Roy, he's been searching for his dad for years. Turns out his dad was with him all along! XD

Sillyworld (C) Stonesour

Roy, Marth, Nana and Lilina (C) Nintendo

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:iconroyandmarth:
I actually thought this was kinda funny... :laughing:

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FUCK I SAY FUCK TOO MUCH
:iconsaladbowl:
Haha, very cute. I liked it :XD:

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